What’s been happening:

After graduating from PSU, I became a conscientious objector to the Vietnam War in order to finish law school. I may be the only person on the planet to have stuck with the same employer since graduating law school, as I had chosen to work for Lock Haven University for the sole purpose of being able to return to my beloved Happy Valley. After 27 years of marriage to my college sweetheart and one terrific daughter later, I presently find myself happily single and looking forward to however many productive golden years I have left.